Quotes about myself from fellow piers

1. "in that jacket you command a certain authority that still leaves you approachable" Beth

2. "YOU ARE PART OF THE LUMINATI!!" Angela Smith

3. "You moron." Stephen mabbut

4. "your such a pedo matt" Jade cast, Tom cast, Lewis ward, Tahir Khan, Jamie Buchan, Megan Rodger

5. "you utter burke" myself

6. "alright shag" Dave leigh

7. "yeh we super glued the table... You have really clear skin!" Jade cast

8. " you tit" Dan Ley

9. "nice belly matt...." Beth

10. "you look very old today" Dave leigh

why am i a christian

its because I have a partiality to wearing socks with sandals.......

yeah right, at first it was my parents who turned Christian when i was about 8 and like any 8 year old I went along with it. of course there is a god,

of course the Easter bunny exists, Santa does exist because he is my dad oh and of course my teeth stopped falling out because the tooth fairy was getting poor.

then i started to become aware of my own opinion, it was a rocky road with challenges and stumbling blocks that I still struggle with today, i couldn't tell the difference from my opinion and fact and i had problems with being wrong and i still struggle with the idea that other people have different opinions. (as if they have)

by the time i was 11 i diddnt beleive but to save all grief i would get from my parents namely christopher leigh. i lied. "yes jesus loves me woooohooooo"

hmmmmm. when i got to 13 i started to have a look around for some kind of scientific evidence against God. after all God is a ludicrous idea. one entity designing the entirity of the universe sounded about as believable as the idea of politicians avoiding corruption. but when i looked into it i found that alot of the top physicians in the world and most of the top guys in britain were christian.

so i stopped my search there. after all the evidence i wanted comes from a bunch of christians.....

and so i took the long and very stubborn road to beleiving and arguing with youth leaders.

(I WASNT GOING WITHOUT A FIGHT)

i truely beleived when i was around 14 after a long winded argument with the God i diddnt beleive in at which i said " GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A RIDICULOUS IDEA TO BELEIVE IN!!!" and he answered "

for the same reason you like that hairstyle".

..... lol

ok not quite true but vaguely thats how it was. please leave a post on facebook if you can be bothered till next time sports fans

Burke : the meaning and all that surrounds the word

BURKE

to be or act like and idiot/numpty/ plonker in order to taunt teese or annoy someone.

can also be the general name for an ignorant or perticularly dense person.

Conditions of calling someone a burke:

1. if someone says something really dense out of character

2. if said person falls over a really small or non exsistent object

3. if someone digs themselves a hole by trying to redeem stupid comment

4. if someone does something in a completely illogical manner

5. if someone decides that they will split up with gf cus of boredom (sam buchan)

6. if someone brags

7. if someone will not shut up.

8. or if they are any of the groups below

Usual people who deserve the title of burke:

chavs

dense teens

racists

sexists

men or boys with stupidly high voices (eg alan carr or justin beiber)

people with annoying voices

people who wear clothes 30 years too young for them

nosy people

those who cant understand the idea of someone else having an opinion

atheists

and really slow drivers

Any other problems with the word burke

if wrongly used the person who said "burke" is now under the condition 1.

If someone says "burke should be spelt birk" then they are a burke for not realising that the word is named after the singer. because she is a burke.

skates arrived. life is like a donkey

My skates have arrived. yay

well thats the first part of the title over.

oh and the life is like a donkey thing.

sometimes an ass, sometimes like a muel.

but the rest of the time its a loyal freind who will carry you miles.

and thats my sentimental and philosophical comment of the week. if anyone asks you any deep or awekward questions just answer:

LIFE IS LIKE A DONKEY.

oh and ben if your reading this i will be making a video blog again at some point this week.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bruvleigh?feature=mhw5

rounders and answering abis question

i swear our church has the biggest amount of dirty poachers in the whole of the uk.
(dirty poacher is our term for cheating)

ive never played such a mash of rounders before, obstructions, buldozing the obstructions over or the batting team cathing the ball and throwing it away.
my team was the losing team but only because of the cheating nature of our opposition!!! grrr.

at anyrate abi had a question for me that i feel can be answered very easy.
"Why are guys never satisfied?"

she was actually asking about a particuler guy but i wont share his name. this answer is very simple.

GUYS CAN BE SATISFIED. the only problem is that we would never tell you...
and the guy that you are talking about is 16.

therefore he will not be satisfied with you cus he wont be with anyone for more than a month or two until hes a bit older. (there are exeptions to this so dont hold me to it)

guys at around his age in general are not looking for commitment.
hope that answers your question. now im going to curse ebay until my skates arrive!!!

I diddnt get my skates.....

CURSE YOU EBAY