And more importantly im yet to meet a MAN who is scared of feet.
So my question in this highly disused and forgotten blog, is are you scared of feet and why?
I could understand if someone said they were disgusting but not scary. Any who to celebrate this weird phobia ive decided to find the top ten worst feet on the web as decided by myself. enjoy........
10) The Fishy.
Well ive got to admit the red nail varnish is great and all but I have a slight issue with the fact that there are SQUIRMY WATER BASED CREATURES feeding on the DEAD skin.....
9) The Squashed.
Is that his bone sticking out?
8) The Blistered.
Inside this dome of skin is enough air for a human being to last 7 hours underwater.
7) The Burnt.
This is why your mother always told you to wait for a few minutes before getting in the bath.
6) The ... Tanned
whats worse the tan lines......... or the VEINS
5) The Logan
Im not even sorry mate.
4) The Cursed.
Im cringing and its painful
3) The Impaled
i would like to know how he managed that as well
2) The Chinese
this is real and this is a method of chines footbinding which gives women small and "desirably" sized feet
1) The Chrispy.
And without further ado one of the most disgusting photographs on planet earth.
Well done if you got through them all, i plan to do a post every week after youth group (for those in youth who bother to read this) keep posted, i promise i wont be this disgusting every time.
HAPPY FOOT PHOBIA DAY
In other news....
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/896451-super-strong-baby-flexes-his-muscles-with-chin-ups
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