Burke : the meaning and all that surrounds the word

BURKE

to be or act like and idiot/numpty/ plonker in order to taunt teese or annoy someone.

can also be the general name for an ignorant or perticularly dense person.

Conditions of calling someone a burke:

1. if someone says something really dense out of character

2. if said person falls over a really small or non exsistent object

3. if someone digs themselves a hole by trying to redeem stupid comment

4. if someone does something in a completely illogical manner

5. if someone decides that they will split up with gf cus of boredom (sam buchan)

6. if someone brags

7. if someone will not shut up.

8. or if they are any of the groups below

Usual people who deserve the title of burke:

chavs

dense teens

racists

sexists

men or boys with stupidly high voices (eg alan carr or justin beiber)

people with annoying voices

people who wear clothes 30 years too young for them

nosy people

those who cant understand the idea of someone else having an opinion

atheists

and really slow drivers

Any other problems with the word burke

if wrongly used the person who said "burke" is now under the condition 1.

If someone says "burke should be spelt birk" then they are a burke for not realising that the word is named after the singer. because she is a burke.