1. Video games are rampant when there are more than one male with a controller, unlike my gender peers im not that competitive which means i lose appaulingly.
I might not be competitive but i hate losing.
2. People with indigestion problems are at most within 10 feet of you at any one time.
The belches are majestic yet make you gag at the same time.
3. being next to the beach means that the penthouse is the watering stop when out in the sun, this means certain people end up "beached" on the sofa.
It may have been me but the smell is just the same no matter who you are.
4. If you sleep at this penthouse there may find a pair of rather feminine metal legs in your bed.
Personally i thought this was genius but apparently this is a bad thing.
At least the view was amazing and at least the company was better than playing football with an angry pitbull.
that is unless they beleive your jacket belongs to a small korean girl........
Thanks Guys
