The intelligence of chavs

today my blog post is all about the chavs that were so kind to "intorduce" themselves to me today on the way home. since i diddnt get a chance to drag them off there little bmx's and cave there heads in with my size 12 feet im going to tlk about them on here so that anyone like them can read it.

First impressions
when you have something in your hair you take it out right? unless its meant to be there (girly stuff lol) so thats what i did today, whilst doing so these "hard, cool and quite awesome" people come round the corner on there bikes. "DOIN' 'UR 'AIR LIKE A GAY FATBOY!"

lets just say i thought they were so hard so cool and you know what i really feel like being like them........
first impression = twats

Intelligence levels
quite high actually, in the 20 second interval of riding past on ther bikes (in the middle of radcliffe road, not surprised or sad if they get ran over) they managed to not only remember that a guy doing his hair means hes obviously gay in their society, but they also saw that i was slightly chubby and would probably take offence by being called fat.

When they did all of that they then put all of these things into a sentence. much more practise they'll be writing books.

Why?
well i can see the fun of drubbing someone i do it all the time. there are some conditions to that though.

1. you know the person well
2. your there long enough to see there reaction
3. your a man (not being sexist its just a phrase) and take the consequences

they did none of these.
i dont know them so who the hell they think they are taking the piss out of me, chav ba*tards.

they missed the best part i mean they diddnt even wait to see me frown and off they are giggling away, i mean if that was a joke they laughed just BEFORE the punchline.... hahaha hilarious.

and the fact that they havnt been man enough to take my kicks to there sodding face just proves that puberty is still ten years away. even i who is a mild centred guy has peved someone enough for them to hit me and everytime ive taken it. in fact ive been man enough to take hits or p' takes of of chav idiots like them without reason and im just a gay fatboy doin my hair.

Had enough?
so have i and to be honest so has the country if you agree with me then your normal if not then why not i would love to know if they have a moral ground to stand on.

im starting a group on facebook which i will comment on the side of the link if you agree with me please join because to be honest if its seen as ok to do this then i think people need a SHARP reminder that they are the arrsewipe of society.

excuse my french in this post but ive kind of had enough of this stuff and so has most other people.