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Sunday 11 September 2011

The weeks to prepare for stathern

Im not talking about the overall organisation for the weekend.

Im talking about the first video blog ever to appear on this blogg.

At stathern there is an appeal to the diary room being there again.

Although very likely this is still an "if" BUT if the diary room makes a re-entry then there will be a blog done by myself on this very website. I know its incredible.

Unfortunately i have no idea what to talk about on this. So here is my appeal, people of the world please comment on the Facebook link that you have clicked on to find this very page, and tell me what to talk on.

I could talk about stathern, but for those who are there they will have no need to watch it and i would much rather find something surprisingly random to talk about that would be another interesting insight into my brain

SO PLEASE SUGGEST A SUBJECT FOR ME TO TALK ON.

Anywho....... it is only about 3/4 weeks till stathern and anyone who is 18 or younger is welcome to go.

Unfortunately its very much like grapevine in the way that if i was to describe it, the cold rooms of a lower temperature to outside, the looque warm showers (i know its not the right spelling) and the sink pee'ers....... you know who you are.

Saying that though this is one of the main events of my year and there are many withing youth who will agree with me, such a good event that people remember as the social happening to talk about.

ITS WORTH GOING!!!!

If your interested in going spending some time with some dynamic characters with a chance to learn something about God without being bored or patronised.

Please if your interested comment again on the link ive posted on facebook and ill have an invite sent to you with more details.


Saturday 3 September 2011

BLAST FROM THE PAST

Last year on the 24th of April i posted some rules....... rules that im interested to see how they've changed.....


THE 20 RULES OF BEING  NEAR A LEIGH

ok so if you have seen me and my "lovely" brother dave next to eachother then you may notice after some time there are certain rules we expect the rest of the population to abide by.

there are loads so im not going to list them all just 20 of them..... lol
remember some of these rules are made by dave and i dont agree with them and some are made by me which dave thinks makes me "gay"

starting off at number

1. If it is possible to have your meal in a large version, then thats what your eating. otherwise your just a wimpy disgrace of a human being.


2. whats a vegetarian?

3. over 6 foot you are tall, below that you need to grow some more, gimli

4. "Bruv will never be a man"

5. stuff the shotgun rule im bigger than you are

6. If and when possible thoult shall mock wendels for his "titans"

7. If someone is perfectly fitted into a steryotype that is considered to be inferior or just ridiculous ( note the over bolded "i" and say it where necessary) then they are to be mocked either by imitating them or giving a screwed up/ constipated disgruntalled look.

8. THOULT SHALL GIVE ME THE REMOTE

9. The TV has 20 sound settings, lets find the 21st

10. whoever says that we look like our father should be talked down to with a calm yet stern "Can it"

11. Bruv is his name, what made you think otherwise

12. the leigh brothers do not look like eachother. well done, micheal jackson looked nothing like jamain

13. Someone outside of being a leigh will have the same opinion as said leigh. difference is too hard to comprehend

14. dave is stronger than bruv. may god save you if you say otherwise to dave

15. Bruv hasnt worked all day hes been at school

(heres bruvs section)
16. Dave is a burke and therefore all comments should be thought over if they have come from his mouth.

17. At home dave is nice enough to crack bruvs toes (without warning or permission). at some point remind him of his cruelness

18. Any man doubting the fitness of cheryl cole should get out.

19. neither of the leighs have ever counted the calories in their food. neither should you

20. if a film has no action, death or something to stimulate the mind within the first ten minutes do not be surprised if it is swiftly turned off.


and there we have it the 20 rules of being near a leigh brother hope you had a little inside chuckle(or LIC)

Thursday 1 September 2011

GRAAAPEERRS

Thats what my parents call it, and is the bible basher's social event of the year.

Grapevine 2011 was legendary although i wasn't there for half of it.
If i was to advertise it none of you would want to go.

Where Is it u may ask?
LINCOLN.

Where is it?
LINCOLNSHIRE SHOWGROUND

So it's a field?
YES

What do you do while your there?
HAVE CHURCH SERVICES TWICE A DAY.

SO to round up its in a field in the forgotten county of the country, standing in bible bashing services for twice a day.

That would be true if the services didn't speak to you in the way that they did.
Also that would be forgetting the people that go and the banter that ensues.

Me playing football and ending up beached again was a good note. We won 8, 2.

Sleeping in the worst stink of all. Dan ley's tent.

Staying up till all hours with people who you love to spend time with.

Skipping.

And spending the time in my dads jacket. Strange experience when a jacket fits you in every area apart from girth. well that's what you get for forgetting your own.

And last but not least was Tom Cast being kegged by his sister.